How about something fun and exciting, which we should pay money to expedite!
I'm rather shocked that CNN would stoop so low as to run an advertisement for such a despicable thing.
"I don't waste time feeling annoyed by the TSA."Maybe you should.
"Maybe it's because I took my first flight in October 2001; I've never flown without them."People who have never known liberty can become used to enslavement. I wouldn't recommend it.